Church of La Toya

So today I was talking to my friend while I was lurking the forums and blaring Toy's cover of 'Wanna Be Starting' Somethin'' and the girl looked at me like I was crazy.

I looked back at her and said "What?" and she launched into this big speech talkin' mess about Toy.

This is basically what she said:

Ya know What? I hate to break it to you, but when you hear the words 'Michael', 'Jackson', 'had', and 'problems' all in the same sentence, there are two names that always come up: Joe and La Toya.

Okay, talkin' s*** about Joe, I understand. I mean, seriously, he beat his kids when they were little (or so Michael said)! But Toy? HAIL. TO. DA. NAW.

The rest of the speech she gave about La Toya:

La Toya Yvonne Jackson is only famous because of Michael, and the fact that she's a slut. Seriously, on her first album she couldn't go 3 songs with without someone else singing it with her. And might a remind you of a certain magazine cover that her family basically disowned her for? I'm disgusted in the fact that you can even think about listening to the whore's overly high pitched voice.

Those were only the sentences I remember and will willingly type.

Anyone have anything they want me the say the my friend for them?

y is this person ur "friend" if they openly disrespect people u adore? anyone who didnt respect somethin or someone i liked wouldnt be called my friend and could get their feelins hurt and see the back of my body disappearing in the sunset lmao ignore the idiot. it ok for people not like her but when peopel being rude and disrespectful, upsetting u for no good reason, and telling rubbish lies as if their fact, they need no type of attention from u because they arent worthy.

Well, this is the second time she's done this (The first was when she and I were arguing over who would win if Michael and The Artist Formally Known As The Artist Formally Known As Prince wrestled each other), and I don't really give a s*** about what she's saying right now, cause it's that time of the month.

And she's not upsetting me. If fact, I find it entertaining when she goes into her little rants like this.

Besides, later I will most likely laugh at her for being a hypocrite, which that fact is proven by her actually including Toy's FULL name, which she would only look up if she were a fan, before she started into the speech.

And I would never ignore her. She's been my friend since Pre-K, and that was 10 years ago.

well then on that note just look at ur friend crazy and laugh it up!

I already did that to her. I may post that little wrestling match in a new thread. That's always made a few good laughs.

The amazing this is, I had the talent to write that, and have people say it's actually REALLY good, and I'm only 13.
Not to brag or anything.

^^^Your only 13? I assumed you were alot older, you come across very coherent and articulate unlike other young kids I've seen on forums And you know alot about old school music! I thought I was too young to like all that old school stuff (and I'm 24!)

I think we have all come across ppl like ur friend when it comes to La Toya. They claim to hate La Toya yet they seem to know alot about her. I call them hate fans. They follow her and everything she does just to hate her. Its funny actually! They must be fans if they are bothering to look her up. If they didn't care they wouldn't have any opinion of her at all. So obviously your friend cares enough to look La Toya up A hate fan or closet fan I'd say