Church of La Toya

Sometimes, I'll be listening to a song, and just have the need to post them somewhere. If you ever feel the need for that, here's the place. I'll start.


Akash - The ABC's Of Kinky Sex




A-B-C-D-E-F-G
H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P
Q-R-S
T-U-V
W-X
Y and Z
Oh how happy you will be once I teach you my A-B-C

A is for asphyxiation, you won't catch your breath
B is for the blindfold, that keeps you dark as death
C is for your cockwich that I squash beneath my shoe
While I watch you wiggle, and I laugh at you (ha ha)
D is for my dildo that you will learn to blow
E is for your enema, I control the flow
F is for my flogger, I whip you so violent
G is for the gag in place to keep your screaming silent
H is for humiliation that you must bear
I will immobilize you in my sexual lair
J is for your jizzy, jerking tendency
K for kisses, L for love and licks you offer me
M is for the manacles imprisoning your feet
N is for your nelly little nimby so sweet
O is for the O-rings, holding you in place
P is for the perspiration dripping down your face
Q is for the quirt I use to whip your eager ass
R is for restraints, to make the magic last
S is for sweet suffering that only you will know
T is for the torment, that keeps you on the go
U is for unbridled lust that only I control
As I claim for my own your body, mind, and soul
V is for the vicious urge to struggle in vain
While I tease and tantalize you and eroticize your pain
W is where, a winding woman walks
X is for excruciating X-rated talk
Y is you the yo-yo; I yank upon your string
Watch you yell and holler from the pleasure that it brings
Z is for the zestfulness with which you will submit
Now I’ve taught you every letter so remember all of it

Twinkle, twinkle little slut
Now I spank your naughty butt
Once I’ve warmed it you will cry
And I’ll wipe your teary eye
Don’t forget the lessons learned
Or your rumpsticks will be burned

A-B-C
You and me
K-I-N-K spells S-E-X
A-B-Cs of S-E-X
F-U-N spells K-I-N-K

Bah, bah black sheep in my school
You’ll be shorn of all your wool
One lesson in submission, another in pain
After graduation things will never be the same
You’ll become my grovelling fool
Drowning in a puddle of your own drool

A-B-C
You and me
A-B-C-D-E-F-G
H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P
Q-R-S
T-U-V
W-X
Y and Z
Oh how happy I will be once I teach you the kinky A-B-C's
A-B-C
You and me
A-B-C
You and me
A-B-C

(A-B-C)

Song Of The Century by Green Day


Sing us the song of the century.
It's louder then bombs and eternity.
The era of static and contraband,
Leading us into the promised land.

Tell us a story into that's by candlelight.
Waging the war and losing the fight.

They're playing the song of the Century.
Panic and promise and prosperity.
Tell me a story into that good night.
Sing us a song for me.

Sing us a song of the century.
Sings like American Eulogy.
The dawn of my love and conspiracy.
Forgotten hope and the class of 13.
Tell me a story into that good night.
Sing us a song for me.